Echo

 

 

Caylean

Alright, the new policy is, anyone who wants to assassinate me, or otherwise incite some sort of coup on this bus, MUST fill out this form!

The goldenrod form, not the pink one. Pink one's for requesting sexual favors. Very important you don't get them confused.

 

 

Now, I want this form signed and initialed, in triplicate, and stamped by Eddie Van Halen, who is a certified Notary Public.

Any questions?

 

 

 

 

I have a question.

Why do hot dogs come in packs of ten, but hot dog buns come in packs of eight?

Um, hello? So you can use the other two hot dogs to make beanie weenies!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What?

Oh, I get it. This is all a ruse. You just wanted to trick me into saying "beanie weenies."

 

 

He's glowing blue!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That means Orcs are around somewhere!

Quick! Frodo, run away! We'll distract them with our irreverent brand of comic adorability!

Em...guys, I'm not seeing any Orcs out there...

Okay, stop the bus. Where are we?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Click here to go to part two, at The Zoo.

PENGUINS!

*squee*

A zoo! You know what that means?

I don't know exactly, but there's a compound here. What's that sign say? The Zoo?

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