Sage
IS DROP DEAD SEXY OMG WTF LOL
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Caylean
Dr.
Drew
An
Actual Fan Letter
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Around
here, nothing inspires material like fan mail. Observe:
i
think theres a new fan club for sage and if there is i'd be in it!!!!! HE IS
DROP DEAD SEXY!!! oh sorry luv ur site. k bye byez! ~stephie
I
can only say that she must have been quite excited when she wrote this, because
I cannot imagine that anyone who has attended one of our country's fine public
schools could ever compose a letter like this when they were in their right
mind.
However
in light of the subject matter, I'll not criticize
You've
made a wise choice, Steph. Sage is a remarkable specimen: he's intelligent,
witty, sensitive, and all those other things that girls say they want
when really they just want to get their hands on a guy who's loaded and drives
a fast car.
Bono
I
feel so violated...
Sage
IS DROP DEAD SEXY OMG WTF LOL
*sniff*
What's
the matter with you?
Bono
I
knew all along that girls like to...em, hug their pillows...when they read Fooksburgh...
Bono
But
I always thought it was over me!
Caylean
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This
is not the first time we have received e-mail in the past about non-celebrity
males on this Bus. A while back there was a letter from a guy who insisted that
ScottPhisto was too pretty to not be gay.
I
wish he were gay. He might still be on the Bus.
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Sage
IS DROP DEAD SEXY OMG WTF LOL
Caylean
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Bugs
Bunny (The Voice of Reason)
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BY ME! MWAHAHAHAHAHA--
okay that's not actually true.
There's really only one problem for Sage's Fan Club.
That is, he's already taken.
You
do not want to see November. It's Salman Rushdie.
Well,
anyway, Steph, you're in luck. It happens that Sage has just posed for the month
of July in next year's "Men of Fooksburgh" calendar. Have a sneak
peek:
Anyway,
the point is, girls, send your fan mail to Sage
here.
'Cause it
really embarrasses him.
Aw,
it's okay Sage. Have an Otter Pop.
*whimper*
Well,
Sage, the girlies have spoken. What do you think?