Caylean

 

 

Caylean

Can I ask you something?

 

 

*sigh*

No, you don't blow, it's just called that.

 

 

 

 

Not about that.

Um, would you be angry if someone on this bus spent the last dollar of our food fund on a lottery ticket?

I can assure you I would be positively furious.

Bono! Run!

 

 

 

 

Oh no you don't! Get back here! Bono, did you buy a lottery ticket?!

 

 

 

 

But the jackpot is $160 million! Think of all the wells we could build in Africa with that kind of money!

Why didn't you just give me the dollar? I mean, there's a 1 in 785,000 chance that I'll give you $160 million on Wednesday.

 

 

Aw, have a heart, Echo. You should be happy for Bono. He's just discovered a guaranteed way to get screwed twice a week.

 

 

 

 

What have you done?! That was the last of our food money!

Well, the short answer is "Yes."

The long answer is "Yyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeesssssssssss...."