Mr.
Spock
Mr.
Spock
Samwise Gamgee
Samwise
Gamgee
Mr.
Spock
Frodo
Baggins
Samwise Gamgee
Go
on, sing us a song, then.
I'm not much of a singer...
Oh.
Well, won't you at least tell us a great tale of valour? Were you in the battle
of Dagorlad?
I don't...think so...
Have
you crossed the Sundering Seas and looked upon the Light of Valinor?
Samwise
Gamgee
I'm
afraid I don't know what you're talking about.
Mr.
Spock
*sigh*
You're not much of an Elf, are you?
Elf?
ScottPhisto
*walks in*
Hey, what's going on?
Frodo
Baggins
This
has been going on for days. Sam thinks Spock is an Elf.
Samwise
Gamgee
Mr.
Spock
I
was hoping he could craft an elegant bow from this yew-wood.
That's....a
broom-stick.
Moby
Samwise
Gamgee
Samwise
Gamgee
ScottPhisto
Samwise
Gamgee
ScottPhisto
ScottPhisto
Farewell
sweet earth, and northern sky,
For ever blest, since here did lie,
And here with lissom limbs did run,
Beneath the moon, beneath the sun,
Luthien Tinuviel
More fair than mortal tongue can tell.
Though all to ruin fell the world,
And were dissolved and backward hurled
Unmade into the old abyss,
Yet were its making good, for this--
The dawn, the dusk, the earth, the sea--
That Luthien on a time should be!
Alright
then.
They're...em...enchanted! Yes, he's disguised them...with Elven magic!
Go on over there and talk to him, he's in the back, composing a song for
his new album.
Well
now that can't be. Look at his ears!
Moby.
Hey
Sam, you know who's really an Elf?
Yeah,
I'm thinking I'm going to get Avril Lavigne to sing it on my next record. It's
going to be in a commercial for Segways.
Well
if that ain't the fairest song I've ever heard.
Moby
Samwise
Gamgee
Give
it a rest, Sam.
Have
I mentioned I'm seven thousand years old?