Michael Stipe

 

 

Caylean

We've been getting some questions about the population of this Bus. Admittedly, it does seem like there are more people around here than could physically fit on a real bus.

 

 

Becuase reality is such an important factor in the conception and execution of this series.

 

 

 

 

Hey, has anyone seen the hobbits? They promised me and Echo they'd play Twister with us after dinner.

Sorry. Check with the dead Victorian writer, or the sentient 4-bit yellow disc.

Excuse me! I do believe I specifically stated that I shall henceforth be referred to as "ochre!"

Yellow is so last season.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So even though there have been over ninety people featured in the series, only sixty-some are actually on the bus.

Echo wouldn't allow us to tell you who wants to be here and who doesn't.

 

 

You know, if you've got grievances, we have a Suggestion Box.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's the recycle bin.

Really? I wondered why no one ever installed those nifty ejection seats I kept asking for.

Well, it doesn't matter anyway, because my powers of extra-sensory projection are telling me that I'm going to have a wish fulfilled momentarily, in a very unrealistic way,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I don't see any beds.

Why yes. Yes it is.

Is this the Knight Bus?

Ah, that would be it.

Hello?

Jesus, we almost ran over that kid!

Oh, there's one....in the back...

Yes, already I'm regretting teaching the hobbits to cook Indian.

And I don't remember the Knight Bus smelling this strongly of curry.

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Anyway, so this episode is to inform you, the reader, that the Fooksburgh character guide has been revised. It is now color-coded, so that you can tell who is actually on the Bus and who isn't.

 

 

 

 

Shut up and go get the Twister mat.

Don't act like you weren't scarfing down the lembas vindaloo last night with the rest of us.