Bugs
Bunny (The Voice of Reason)
Morrissey
Echo
Echo
Jay
Echo
Echo
Hey,
someone ripped us off!
Yeah,
no kidding. That hooker wasn't even a chick!
No,
I mean someone liked this site so much, they made one of their own!
Wonderful.
So now Fooksburgh is no longer the lowliest of the low - a ripoff of a ripoff
of a ripoff. Now we have out own imitators. I may cry.
Echo
The
chick e-mailed me to tell me about it. She was all like, "D00d ur site
r0x0rs my s0x0rs. H0w c4n I b3 l33T lik3 u?"
That's
not what she said at all. She said, My friends and I have a site inspired
by yours, something with all our inside jokes and total insanity.
Salman
Rushdie
Yes,
but it was funnier the way I said it.
Actually,
it was funnier the way Bugs said it, because he's got that silly voice.
Echo
Echo
Maybe,
but our readers can't hear his voice, can they? They can only see
my sophisticated, laconic wit.
So
:-P on
you, Rushdie.