Echo

 

 

Echo

This Report is a Formal Apology, which I would like to preface by saying:

 

 

People who encounter my work while Googling do not just find Fooksburgh. They also stumble over my many other web sites.

 

 

 

 

Often someone will be searching for something perfectly G-rated, but due to a coincidental combination of words, one of my more "questionable" projects will appear in the results...and no doubt beckon to the person in a seductive manner.

So:

If you were the one who innocently searched for "cosmos brand alarm clocks" and found a U2 slash story, I apologize.

If you were the one who searched for "psychic's convention" and found a U2 slash story, I'm sorry.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you were any one of a number of people who searched for Cliff's Notes for anything and ended up at The Processor, I apologize.

If you were the one who found my site by searching for "first gay time" or "being mistaken for a man"...

I don't feel I have anything to apologize for.

 

 

If you were the one who found my site by searching for "how to growl sing," I have no idea which of my pages you found, but do you think you could send me a .wav file of your progress?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you were the one who was searching for "why is plagiarism bad" and found The Processor, I apologize and hope that the smut did not distract you from your eighth-grade English homework.

If you found the Berlynn Wohl site by searching for "nc-17 lord of the rings fic non-slash" I refuse to apologize, because exactly what kind of LOTR fics were you expecting to find that are NC-17 but not slash? That's just gross.

If you found my site by searching for "private show band dublin," I'm sorry, but I'm the only one around here who gets a "private show" courtesy of a certain band from Dublin.

Incidentally, I would also like to acknowledge that cramped sleeping quarters on the Bus are no excuse, and therefore apologize to whomever it was that I kept trying to snuggle with last night.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That was you?

Apology accepted.

Apology accepted.

Apology accepted.

Apology accepted.

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If you were the one who searched for "guitar side bending heating blankets" and found a U2 slash story, I apologize.

I think.

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