Echo

 

 

Echo

Whatcha readin'?

 

 

I'm looking at the telescopes in this catalog. The one I want is $8,999.

 

 

 

 

Jesus. For that kind of money, a telescope had better let me see directly into Elijah Wood's shower.

Check it out. It says: The parabolic primary mirror is precision figured from Pyrex low-expansion glass and housed in a high-ventilation aluminum cell designed by Orion.

I'll be impressed just as soon as I find a dictionary.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ah.

And temperature doesn't cause the mirror to warp.

 

 

I see.

 

 

 

 

And...it makes Julienne fries.

Ooo! I'm sold.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh yeah? Never heard of you.

Come on, isn't this impressive?

But, I'm already famous, practically.

You'd be famous, practically.

Wouldn't it be cool to say that you've actually seen that with your own eyes?

...That doesn't look anything like Elijah Wood's shower.

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That means "It works good."