THE SMUT THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE U2, FOR SOME REASON

ECHO: yes well I'm sorry they didn't LICK each other
MONA: THAT is the single best apology I've ever heard.

"See, a fetish like yours is like Saran Wrap....it has a thousand uses." ~Echo

"In Tower's so-called adult section there are doors on the aisle like it's a bar in the old west. *swing open* That was funny to me. This porn ain't big enough for the two of us...." ~Mona

"With a little cutting and pasting in Photoshop, this picture could be my new best friend." - Echo

ECHO: And remember - when you touch yourself, the Saints cry
MONA: really? o shoot. I MEAN how unfortunate for some people

SCOTTPHISTO: how do you spell cunninglingus? is that it?
ECHO: ROFL no no its cunnilingus. And WHY DO YOU ASK?
SCOTTPHISTO: heh heh heh....
ECHO: *ScottPhisto is no cunning linguist*

ECHO: this morning Mona asked what a .dll file is. And I was like "they're very tiny but very important files...kind of like the clitoris of a program." And she was like "oh that IS important"
SCOTTPHISTO: Hmm...in that case, I LOVE .dll FILES!!! *does the .dll love dance*

"I don't know, man. Would you let Hannibal Lecter go down on you? I mean, what if he got hungry in the middle of it?" - Echo

"Hey, whatever makes your pink parts pinker..." ~ Echo

MONA: YOU KNOW WHAT? When it's cold outside you shouldn't try licking any pole bc you just might get yer tongue stuck on someone's pole. THANK YOU.
ECHO: LMAO I have a feeling that no matter what the weather you'd get yer tongue stuck on certain poles no matter what it took

"I'm not gay, just slutty." ~ ScottPhisto

"The first part is funny...the second part is sexxxxxxy." ~Echo

ECHO: My mom's learning Esperanto now too
MONA: LOL It's spreading.
ECHO: My aunt is like "Don't you people have anything better to do?!?"
MONA: Yeah that's right....time to put the Esperanto away and dig up some new porn! :) and candy....
ECHO: Oooo porn and candy
MONA: NOW I'm starvin

"That is sooo not what I meant. geez. can't i talk about porn without people thinking about...well....porn?" ~Mona

"IF SCOTT SHOWS ME ONE MORE PIECE OF YODA PORN, I'M GONNA SNAP HIS LIGHTSABER IN HALF!!!" ~Mona

MONA: Hmmmmm..."inversely". That's like, you go down, and something else goes up ECHO: A brilliant deduction. Although often things are up even BEFORE you go down. It depends on how nervous the guy is --- I mean THE ECONOMY. When the ECONOMY is nervous cause its never...things...going down...Man those were the days.

"I AM MONA'S LOVE MONKEY IN MY SEE-THRU LEATHER CHAPS..." ~ ScottPhisto

MONA: I saw the movie "Quills" the other night and I was SCANDALIZED for real.
MONA: The hot priest is like I WANT TO BANG KATE WINSLET!
MONA: The crazy guy is like I WANT TO BANG KATE WINSLET
SCOTTPHISTO: I WANT TO BANG KATE WINSLET!!!

MONA: The music teacher at my school is like that. He like SCREAMS when he sneezes. Sometimes it sounds really.....y'know..DIRTY, too. *ahem* *is disturbed by the Music Teacher's erotic sneezes* I'm not even kidding. His sneezes are SERIOUSLY raunchy. Then he wipes his nose and he's like "Aaahhh mmm ahh yeah"
MONA: *sing-- O_O

MONA: where does the word "horny" come from anyway?
ECHO: I thought you'd never ask. Actually I HOPED you'd never ask, cause I don't know

"DAMMIT HOW'D SCOTTPHISTO BECOME THE GURU ALL OF A SUDDEN!!! I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT SEX AND NO ONE EVER ASKS ME!!!!!" - Echo

"Put the PORN AWAY!!!!!!!! or give it to me." - Mona

"I was making some kind of grand statement. Which was ultimately about porn and shoelaces, I s'pose...." - Mona