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Hmmm...
"How dare Bono cheat on me with Seattle."
~Mona
"Its always the ugliest girls who post pics of themselves with U2.
SERIOUSLY! its like you forget that most people in this world are just
not that attractive until you see pics of rock stars and fans....its rare
to see beautiful people and average people in such close quarters."
~Echo
ECHO: did you send anything to me? Because it says on the little community
board thing that I have a package waiting for me but it was too late to
pick it up and I wondered if it was from you
CAYLEAN: No.........
ECHO: perhaps Edge ditched Morleigh and has Fed-Exed himself to me. I
hope they cut holes in the box....
EDGE: Can someone pass a licorice stick through here or something? So
hungry...
EDGE: *comes in to be your Cabana Boy*
ECHO: ooooo that would brighten my day, surely
ECHO: now all I need is a cabana
ECHO: well first I need a dictionary to look up the word "cabana"
ECHO: then im gettin me one
Now tell me....does it even make sense....I mean,
heres a guy who's been married before, he's got 5 kids, three w/ his first
wife and two with the woman he's about to marry whom he's been living
with for 8 years......where does the word "Bachelor" figure
in exactly? ~Echo, upon hearing about the Edge's bachelor party
ECHO: Okay, so who would win in a girly slap-fight
between Larry Mullen Jr. and Sting?
CAYLEAN: Depends on what I get to do to the winner.
ECHO: I need pictures of Morleigh
MONA: dart board wear out?
"Man I wish Bono would call me like nature does." ~Mona
BONO: Edge....you....you make my vertical asymptote approach infinity!
MONA: so on a scale of 1 to 10 HOW MUCH does the new Creed video look
like a Skittles commercial?
BONO: he stole my lyrics! Only I may be 6 feet from the Edge!
ECHO: well listen, if there's anything I can do to make you feel better...
MONA: well if you start walking now..
ECHO: yeah but carrying Bono on my shoulders is going to slow me WAY down
PRIEST: Do you, Morleigh, take David Evans to be your lawfully wedded
husband?
MORLEIGH: ....Who's David Evans?
"It's hard to dismantle a Digital Media Machine when you're dancing
like Bono." ~ Echo
"Well...at least you knew they were a BAND...I thought U2 was a soda
pop!" ~Caylean
"THE EDGE STARTED THE COLD WAR?" ~Mona
ECHO: oh man...dont send me this stuff...it only breaks my heart cause
i just know i'll never get to meet Edge...
MONA: no you will. I'll get you in. After the Grammys I'll hide you in
his geetar case.
EDGE: WHAT IS ECHO DOING ALL OVER MY EQUIPMENT!
MONA: well that's how the Catholic thinkin works....... there's the whole
adultery thing and then there's just the more modern idear or respecting
other ppl and thinkin that it cheapens the relationship. LOL I know that's
why I feel so EMPTY without it
ECHO: so.....if Bono came up to you and said "listen darlin'...have
ye ever made it with a man wearin' purple sunglasses"....then you'd
be like "NOT UNTIL I SEE A RING ON THIS FINGER, BUSTER."
MONA: *SNORT* Who's that saying 'wanker?'
ECHO: Sparky
MONA: GAAAAAHHH!!!!!! EEEEEEEWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! it was really sexy too!!!!!!!!!!
*washes brain out*
ECHO: I shouldn't have told you that
MONA: *sigh* *rewind* OK SO ECHO Who was that saying WANKERS?
ECHO: em ....Bono
MONA: excellent.
"I figured, if it's manly enough for Adam Clayton, it's manly enough
for me." - Echo
"I don't want to say I was overexcited that day, but I spelled "Bono"
with six "N"s and thirteen "O"s ~Echo
MONA: except Bon-- hm
MONA: I--
MONA: but--
MONA: the very......
MONA: idear
MONA:.......
MONA: HOW......
MONA: ok
ECHO: if you form a complete sentence i might be able to answer your question
BONO: she was picking at my pants from afar with one of those things.
You know, it has like a shark mouth at the end.
MONA: *grab grab* HAVE AT YOU NOW!
BONO: Can you make yer brother get off the computer? I wanna vote fer
Control Freak. HEY WHO'S TRYING TO CLUTCH MY PANTS?!
BONO: So you caught the towel i threw into the audience at Live Aid and
extracted DNA from the sweat that was on it and you've cloned a miniature
version of me....okay, i guess you ARE my biggest fan.
ECHO: oh man.....there was clam chowder EVERYWHERE
MONA: O_O
ECHO: I shouldn't be allowed to use the microwave
EDGE: .......*packs bags*
MONA: "To completely cover the Philadelphia Flyers ice hockey rink
(60` x 200`), it would take 172,800 TastyKake Juniors."
ECHO: good to know. but the real question is, how many would it take to
cover Bono?
ECHO: yep, its official: Chicks Dig The Edge
ECHO: have you noticed......all these girls say "oh Edgie is so cute
I'm afraid I might convert!" but they rarely do...Edge is like that
one guy who has 50 female friends who tell him "oh youre so sweet
and sensitive, why cant more guys be like you?" but they'd never
actually go out with him, they just keep dating jerks
MONA: aw! poor Edgie....
ECHO: I should warn ye, my computer has been acting strangely lately,
so I may suddenly disappear for no reason
ECHO: And by that I don't mean a crash, I mean I may disappear completely
and end up in Timbuktu or something.
MONA: Or Jupiter...or like in that movie Tron....
ECHO: I may get lucky and end up on the Edge's home planet. Where all
the men look like Edge!
MONA: The planet probably has a goatee
ECHO: It's actually the convention center. It only looks like a goatee
from space
MONA: So how do you explain the giant beanie that NASA found?
ECHO: Em...it was covering the hole in the ozone layer?
MONA: BRB. DON'T let anyone knock over my milk
ECHO: right
BONO: want...to touch...the...
ECHO: NO! BONO, NO!
ECHO: *holds Bono back*
BONO: Don't MAKE me use the Force to knock over that glass!
ECHO: Uh oh
OBI-WAN KENOBI: I quit.
ECHO: You don't even work here!
OBI-WAN: Not anymore I don't
MONA: HOLY CRAP WHAT HAPPENED HERE! Bono, you got some splainin' to do!
MONA: Bono was only supposed to stay with me for a week or so. He won't
fookin GO HOME.
BONO: I lost my car keys. She was happy after the first 3 days bc I ran
out of clothes. Or.....she took them....or...
ECHO: My parents haven't even noticed that there's an expensive car in
front of the house
ECHO: Well he paid $150,000 for that Mercedes! For that money it BETTER
be invisible!
BONO: She asked me if it had a cloaking device. Then she said something
about disrobing....I don't know.
ECHO: oh....so how IS the U2 book [U2 At the End of the World] going?
CAYLEAN: It's great!!!!
ECHO: whats been going on?
CAYLEAN: I'm on chapter 20
ECHO: have you gotten to the secret-of-the-universe part yet?
CAYLEAN: Yeah...but I can't remember what it is.....
ECHO: thats okay, neither can Edge
CAYLEAN: we went camping this weekend!!
ECHO: did you teach all the birds and squirrels David Bowie songs?
CAYLEAN: The closest I got was listening to the frogs ribbit to the tune
of ONE
FROG: I know a girl, a girl called Party....
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