AN IMPROMPTU ORGY, PART THE SECOND

ECHO: Gah! What is the PROBLEM with this bloooooody computer!?!
MONA: *recruits Liam Gallagher to beat Echo's computer*
LIAM: *swears and says the word "bollocks" a few dozen times*
EDGE: I beg yer pardon....
NOEL: wha'sit, pokey?
ECHO: .....pokey?
EDGE: You're quite rude, you see. *rolls up sleeves*
NOEL: Y'gon'figh' wit'me, then eh, mate?
JOHN LENNON: *rolls over in grave*
BONO: *enters*
MONA: Thank God
BONO: What's going in on here, then?
EDGE: Liam started it.
MONA: I don't know where this is going
BONO: *looks at fishtank* But I do.
EDGE: Well I guess I'll have to protect Echo's computer by myself.
BONO: I Won't be long, Edge.

*insert 'long' joke here*
*insert "insert" joke here*

EDGE: *gets tool belt* OK. Let's see here.
BONO: GAH! A fish just swam up my-- oh that's YOU Liam.....
EDGE: Liam's icky. Now then. OK Echo would you mind holding my power
cable here? It's quite heavy. Do you have a good hold on it? Good.
ECHO: Well I've never been one to shirk my duties
EDGE: OK *knock knock* Nothing wrong on the outside of the computer.
There's a bit of saliva build up on the monitor screen though.
ECHO: Wow, this is quite a thick power cable....must deliver quite a
payload...You know, electronically speaking
EDGE: Heh....heh...of course... OK GIVETHATBACKNOW
ECHO: But...but I LIKE holding it.... For some mysterious reason...
EDGE: Don't make me rassle you for it.
ECHO: What, now? *thinks fast* Oh yeah!?! Well come and get it,
Goatee Boy!
EDGE: OK I'm gonna have to go inside yer computer and-- I SAID give
it back. I'm gonna count to three. One...Two...
ECHO: Count slower.....
BONO: Edge, do you want to have a threesome?
EDGE: Not now, I--
ECHO: Okay faster now...Faster!
EDGE: I-- *BLUSH* Th-th-three.
ECHO: Wait, a threesome? You know i can always just call Circuit
City....
BONO: there's room for one more!!
MONA: *is eating popcorn and watching*
ECHO: Uh oh...A dilemma. I want to rape Bono and Edge...but I also
want popcorn
MONA: MINE. Well. you can sit next to me. But I warn you. I need my
space.
ECHO: Feck
LIAM: *drowns*
BONO: How much space do you NEED to...."eat yer popcorn"?
MONA:.....why? Wanna help?
BONO: Maybe. I do have quite an appetite....
MONA: Echo. You're gonna have to leave the room
ECHO: Well that's okay. i have surveillance cameras set up all over
anyway. Come on Edge.
EDGE: But...I thought....I wanna watch too
ECHO: Wait a minute
ECHO: Doesn't ANYONE here actually want to DO it?
MONA: What?
BONO: *walks over to Mona* There's no popcorn here.
EDGE: O I thought we were all just gonna.....you know...take turns.
MONA: Fooksburgh, here we come.
ECHO: I think when she said "I'm going to eat my popcorn" she
meant "I'm gonna be--
EDGE: The Master Beta!
ECHO: Excuse me?
EDGE: I found my Master Beta tape of "Labyrinth"!
ECHO: Weren't we all about to get our collective freak on a minute
ago? This camcorder battery isnt going to last much longer
BONO: I didn't use it up.
EDGE: Did anyone else see the camcorder-shaped hole in the bathroom
wall?
MONA: Uh....oh....
ECHO: *cough*
ECHO and MONA (at once): Okay I admit it it was me
ECHO and MONA (at once): Uh oh
BONO: *whew*
ECHO: You mean you...
MONA: Wait, YOU ---
BONO: Look, is there incriminating footage of me running around
naked or not?
MONA: Oh there BETTER be.
EDGE: You....you run around naked ALONE?
BONO: Well....em..... Look i was THINKING about you the whole time i
promise
BONO: Sometimes I fall too. So it's not all fun and games. I tend to
run into things with my...self.
ECHO: Must be quite a sturdy self. Would you say so, Mona?
MONA: I-- I-- IHAVETOGOWATCHTHEFLYVIDEONOW
EDGE: You never gave me back my long computer cable, throbbing with
power.
ECHO: Hey that reminds me. Edge can you ---
EDGE: No I am NOT going to make that face like I did in the "Fly"
video
ECHO: PLEEEEEEEEZE?
BONO: Please?
ECHO: *clutches Edges massive cable* Im not givin you yer cable back
til you do
EDGE: Sigh. OK hold on. I need inspiration. Bono, come here
BONO: I inspire you? thats so cool! I always wanted to be a muse ----
OH.
MONA: *drops popcorn*
BONO: Well I don't know if I can be humped like a geetar or
antyhing, but....
MONA: Yes. Yes you can.
ECHO: Yeah I'm willing to bet on that. In FACT. We can probably hold
him up like.....Okay Mona you grab his feet...I said his FEET!!!!!
MONA: aw...
BONO: Well some call it a leg, so--
ECHO: Okay START OVER! Bono, lie down.
BONO: Yes, ma'am
MONA: SWEET
MONA: Now what?
ECHO: *looks at Bono* Em....I've forgotten
MONA: Too much talk, not enough— you know....
ECHO: *cough*
LIAM: Cockneys?
ECHO: Close enough. Now scram.
MONA: Hey I thought you drowned...
LIAM: *gurgle*
MONA: HEY wait. Let's get back on track now.
ECHO: well if by "track" you mean "Edge's naked body"...
EDGE: But I'm wearing clothing.
ECHO: *rips Edge's clothes off* I'm sorry what did you say?
EDGE: Well now.
BONO: oooh.
MONA: He's so PALE.
ECHO: He's emitting an eerie glow...
MONA: SOMEONE HOLD ME BACK!!
ECHO: But if I hold you back i cant hold Edge DOWN...Decisions....
BONO: I could do one of those jobs. THOSE jobs. THOSE.
BONO: *Grabs Mona*
ECHO: Ah, thanks
MONA: Ah, thanks
MONA: I could do one of those jobs, too...
BONO: What do you mean? You couldn't hold yourself back....OH, I GET
IT NOW
MONA: He's not a swift one. However....
EDGE: Echo, I seem to have dislocated my hip.
MONA: WHAT?
ECHO: What are you talking about. I've located it...It's right here.
*Feels Edge's veal*
MONA: OK Vintage Boy. on the water bed with ye.
BONO: Aren't you a bit young fer this?
ECHO: Age ain't nothing but a number, someone once told me. But
then, it was Mona that told me that....she might be biased
MONA: Don't make me use my dominatrix cheese stick on you.