MAKING OF A SCRIPT

You may be asking yourself, how DO those girls write those scripts? Well, it isn't easy. It takes many long hours of industrious labor, as we are about to witness....

ECHO: Okay, Larry, how about this - the guys are redecorating the bathroom. You have to put up the new shower curtain, and you say...

LARRY: (Reading from his clipboard) "Can someone please hold my rod?" I'm not saying that!

ECHO: Okay, okay...How about this...(she scribbles something on a piece of paper) Read this one.

LARRY: "I'm a rubber duckie. Squeeze me when you're in the bathtub."

ECHO: Alright lets do the test run.

*Larry is taken to a room that can be viewed through a two-way mirror. In the room are Larry Mullen's Pop Angel, Mona, Mullen Girl, and Julie.*

ECHO: Go ahead and read it again.

LARRY: *clears throat* "I'm a rubber duckie. Squeeze me when you're in the bathtub."

*Mona, Larry Mullen's Pop Angel, and Mullen Girl faint.*

ECHO: Oh, three out of four, thats good. That's a keeper.

LARRY: Somebody get me out of this!

BONO: Sorry man, I can't help you, I'm still tied up in Christmas lights from the last script.