If you haven't yet hopped on the bus to Fooksburgh
(http://echosphere.net/fooksburgh/home.html)...well...
WHY NOT, DAMMIT! But if you HAVE you're
probably wondering where we picked up Bono and Edge.

NOW IT CAN BE TOLD

BUS: *pulls up to drive-through window*

BONO: Can I help you?

FROM THE BUS: *giggling*

BONO: Place your order please *clik*

EDGE: Smut w/ cheese! Order up!

BONO: So, can I take yer order?

ECHO: Yeah ill take one be-hatted Welsh guitarist please. To
go...down....And can you super-size that?

BONO: *grunt* Can do.

EDGE: Hey! I'M supposed to be super-sized.

BONO: Oh. CAN DO.

EDGE: Would you like extra sauce?

ECHO: PLEASE.

EDGE: In that case, itll be another ten or fifteen minutes....

BONO: Make that five, I brought the baby oil.

ECHO: Aw man...who spilled mayonnaise everywh----uh oh...o my

MONA: THIS IS THE GREATEST PIT STOP WE'VE EVER MADE.

EDGE: .....Bono, when did we start selling hot dogs here?

ECHO: Not NEARLY soon enough

BONO: It's a new promotion. If you can watch me fellate it without
jumping on me and defiling me, then you get the free hot dog. If not,
well, you don't.

ECHO: so....whats the downside?

EDGE: Em....Bono just got secret sauce all over my....downside...

MONA: I'd like to try the new promotion...

RESTAURANT: *clears out*

ECHO: Wait can we do this through he drive thru window?

EDGE: *is trying to climb out the window and jump into the bus*

BONO: *Is chatting up the hot dog* You have.....the loveliest
eyes......

ECHO: Wait, Edge, let me toss you a life saver!

EDGE: Em...I dont think candy is going to do me any good

ECHO: I mean the floatation device....

EDGE: What, you guys have a pool?

ECHO: No see what i mean is...Wait. Mona, do we have a pool on the
bus?

BONO: Don't pay attention to them......I just spontaneously wrote a
song fer you, Hot Dog....

MONA: Em....We have a water bed. Either way he's gonna have to learn
to control his breathing

EDGE: *climbs in boos window*

ECHO: Em...the door was right there

BONO: Such softs hands you have, Hot Dog.....You look absolutely
fellate-able

MONA: Inflatable?

ECHO: THERES my new pickup line. Say Edge, you look absolutely
fella-- *slips on secret sauce*

BONO: OK everyone. Time for the gratuitous love scene! *dramatically
tosses hot dog onto counter*

HOT DOG: *dies*

EDGE: *plays cheesy porno music on Casio keyboard*

BONO: *pulls out harmonica and BB King* I just wrote a song about
this hot dog.

ECHO: "Even Better than the Veal Thing"?

BONO: Only one way to find out....