ECHO'S SUPERMARKET DISASTER *Echo (not to be outdone) enters the supermarket pushing a grocery cart, followed by Bono, Larry, and Animatronic Edge.* ECHO: Okay, guys, let's try and be on our best behavior, okay? You know I'm not allowed in any Wal-Mart in the country because of you. LARRY: Why do I have to carry Cardboard Adam? ECHO: Because Bono always leaves him in the freezer aisle. BONO: Hey! Edge can't have his kitten in the store! ECHO: Edge, hide your kitten in your jacket. *Edge opens his jacket and a bunch of buttons fall out.* LARRY: Edge! Have you been stealing my buttons?! ECHO: That's peculiar, I didn't program him to steal buttons...Wait a minute...Where's my...Bono! You give that remote back! BONO: Hee hee! (Runs off with Edge's remote control) LARRY: Don't worry, he won't get far....the automatic doors frighten him, for some reason. *Edge looks inquisitively at Echo* ECHO: What's up? Oh, right, kitten chow...it's in Aisle Four. (Edge leaves) Alright, lets see now, bagels, english muffins...and where DID Bono go, anyway? *Bono wanders into the produce aisle.* BONO: Ooo, lemons. (Pulls one out of the middle of the pile and they all fall down) *Echo looks in the direction of the crashing noise.* ECHO: Bono! BONO: Wasn't me. ECHO: Get back here! BONO: I want some candy. ECHO: We have candy at home. Help me out and go get a carton of milk. Oh, and we need eggs. *Edge returns with both hands full.* ECHO: Did you get the kitten chow, Edge? And what else did you find? (Edge holds up a bottle of chocolate sauce) But Edge, you can't eat that. (Edge raises his eyebrows and grins) Oh. Ohhh... Heh heh...Edge I swear you're gonna make me hypoglycemic....Now while we're in this aisle, I wanted to get some tamales... *Bono leaps into the cart with Cardboard Adam.* ECHO: Oh, geez, Bono you just crushed all the eggs! Go get another dozen...and clean the yolk off Adam! He'll get all warped and smell like sulfur... *Echo leaves to retrieve some Hamburger Helper. Upon her return to the cart she is taken aback.* ECHO: Hey! Where did all these bottles of chardonnay come from!? And what's this...truffles?! MACPHISTO: Oh, I'm dreadfully sorry, Miss. I thought this was my cart. *MacPhisto takes the wine and truffles and swaggers off.* ECHO: Alright I think we've got everything... BONO: I want candy.

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