012 - CITIZENSHIP

Raúl  
Check it out! I got my citizenship!
   
Moby  
*reads*
This document certifies that Raúl Diaz is a citizen of Fooksburgh,
the City of Forbidden etcetera etcetera.
   
Raúl  
I'll treasure this forever...
or until I run out of toilet paper.
   
Raúl  
Now, if you'll excuse me, I've just written the formula for a cancer vaccine
on this Etch-A-Sketch, and I must get on that train to deliver it.
   
Moby  
...
   
Moby  
There goes a true modern hero.
   
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