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027 - COSTUME, PART TWO
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AT THE PARTY. |
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| Bono | |
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| Randall Graves | |
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So this man is in a bar, and he
goes to use the restroom...
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| Bono | |
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...
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| Randall Graves | |
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And in there he sees a guy bent
over the sink with his pants down, and he's getting fucked by this other
guy. And that guy's getting fucked too, by a third guy!
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| Bono | |
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...
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| Randall Graves | |
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So the man goes back out and says
to the bartender, "Do you know there's three men having sex in the
restroom?" And the bartender says, "Is the one in the middle
wearing a red sweater?" And the man says, "I think so, yes."
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| Randall Graves | |
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And the bartender says, "Yeah,
that's Mike. He's lucky at cards, too."
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| Bono | |
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| Randall Graves | |
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Wow. You're right, dude, they
really don't smile.
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| Kevin Smith | |
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Told you.
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MEANWHILE. |
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| Echo | |
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C'mon, Scott, it's time to go.
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| ScottPhisto | |
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Hold up, man, I'm mackin' on this
chick.
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| ScottPhisto | |
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So anyway.
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| Salma Hayek | |
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Look, I'm sorry, but you're not
my type. I like...intelligent men.
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| ScottPhisto | |
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I'm intelligent! I've read all
the great philosphers, you know: Aristotle, Hobbes, Kegel...
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| Echo | |
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Hegel.
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| ScottPhisto | |
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Hegel.
Hey, where are you going? Come back! |
| Bono | |
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Hi guys, what's going on?
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| ScottPhisto | |
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Look at that. Finally sobered
up, huh Bono?
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| Bono | |
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That's Sir Bono to you.
I've just been knighted.
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| ScottPhisto | |
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*looks*
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| ScottPhisto | |
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You know that's not really Elizabeth
the First, right? That's Oscar Wilde in his costume.
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| Bono | |
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A Queen is a Queen is a Queen,
my friend.
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FIN. |
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Onwards
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