What are you doing rummaging through
the trash?
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022 - DREAM, PART ONE
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THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS. |
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| The Edge | |
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What are you doing rummaging through
the trash?
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| Merry | |
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*sigh* You know how the
day after Christmas, you gather up all the wrapping paper off the floor
and throw it in the trash, and then later something's gone missing, and
you realize it probably ended up in the trash bin by accident?
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| The Edge | |
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Yes...
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| Merry | |
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Well, I can't find Pippin.
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| Merry | |
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This is all ScottPhisto's fault!
He stuck a bow on pippin's head and said he looked "adorable"
but now look what's happened!
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| The Edge | |
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Relax. I don't think Pippin would
have stood for being thrown in a trash bin.
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| ScottPhisto | |
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I don't think he would have stood
for much, actually. He was pretty drunk last I saw him.
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| The Edge | |
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We Irish prefer to say "drink
had been taken."
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| ScottPhisto | |
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You could say that. Or you could
say he got smashed like a statue of Saddam Hussein.
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MEANWHILE, IN ANOTHER PART OF THE CITY. |
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| Pippin | |
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Zzzzz... |
| Pippin | |
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*snort*
Wha? |
| Pippin | |
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Where am I? This place doesn't
look familiar at all.
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| Pippin | |
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Excuse me, hello?
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| Nice Lady | |
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Well hello, little boy. Are you lost? |
| Pippin | |
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I think so. Can you help me find
my way home? It's a big mansion, and me and some friends are in the middle
of painting the outside to look like the Death Star.
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| Nice Lady | |
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A mansion? That would be way out
in the suburbs. How did you get all the way here?
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| Pippin | |
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I don't know. I had too much to
drink.
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| Nice Lady | |
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Aren't you a little young to be
drinking alcohol, young man?
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| Pippin | |
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I'm twenty-nine!
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| Pippin | |
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And anyway, I didn't know I'd
had that much. They were these fruity drinks that my friend Pac-Man was
mixing...
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| Nice Lady | |
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...
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| Nice Lady | |
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You know, this town was great
when I moved here and I was 25. Maybe I'm getting older, but I think it's
time I moved to Connecticut or somewhere, and settled down.
*walks away* |
| Pippin | |
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TO BE CONTINUED... |