...And extra cheese on one of
them.
And a Dr. Pepper.
And a Dr. Pepper.
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015 - DUCHESS, PART ONE
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| Echo | |
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...And extra cheese on one of
them.
And a Dr. Pepper. |
| Easton Blok, | Fooksburgh's Ambassador to the United Nations |
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Why, good afternoon, Your Highness!
I didn't expect to see you at a place like this. |
| Echo | |
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I beg your eternal pardon?
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| Easton Blok, | Fooksburgh's Ambassador to the United Nations |
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Well, I certainly wouldn't expect
to see a Duchess here, at a fast-food establishment.
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| Echo | |
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I'm not a ---
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| Echo | |
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Duchess, you say.
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| Easton Blok, | Fooksburgh's Ambassador to the United Nations |
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I'm very much looking forward
to seeing you at the charity ball this evening.
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| Echo | |
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Why, I wouldn't think of being
anyhwere else tonight.
It is such a worthy cause, you know, uh...for...uh... |
| Easton Blok, | Fooksburgh's Ambassador to the United Nations |
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For orphaned ---
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| Echo | |
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Orphans, yes! Make sure they get
their orange juice, loots of good books to read...
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| Easton Blok, | Fooksburgh's Ambassador to the United Nations |
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Orange juice and books for orphaned
baby seals?
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| Echo | |
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...Hey, evolution of the species
doesn't just happen on it's own.
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LATER. |
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| Echo | |
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...And the guy still believed
I was this Duchess!
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| The Edge | |
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Look at the picture in today's
paper. She does bear a striking resemblance.
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| Echo | |
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I am totally, totally going to
this charity ball. Score some free grub, mingle with some famous people
that I'm not sick of yet.
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| Bruuuuuce! | |
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*single tear*
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| The Edge | |
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*reads from paper*
"Perhaps the most anticipated event of the evening is Duchess Alexandria Zwiffenhoffer's performance of Ave Maria...on the trombone." |
| Echo | |
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Uh oh. I can't play the trombone.
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| Echo | |
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...But Caylean played it in school.
Hey, Caylean! Can you still play the trombone? |
| Caylean | |
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I don't know. I gave it up years
ago to chase rock stars.
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| Echo | |
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A common dilemma. Do you think
your memory could be refreshed if it meant attending a swank party on
behalf of baby seals?
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| Caylean | |
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...
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| Echo | |
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I'm sorry, did I say baby seals?
I meant the guy from Flogging Molly.
The hot one. |
| Caylean | |
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Where do I sign?
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| Echo | |
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Well, you and I share enough genetic
material that you could probably pass for the Duchess as well. But we'll
need to put you in a wig. The Duchess is a brunette.
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| Caylean | |
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I think I used to be a brunette.
Hey, what color was my hair before it was black?
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| Larry Mullen, | Jnr. |
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Purple.
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| Caylean | |
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Before that?
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| Larry Mullen, | Jnr. |
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Fire-engine Red.
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| Caylean | |
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Before that?
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| Larry Mullen, | Jnr. |
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Blonde.
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| Caylean | |
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...
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| Caylean | |
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No kidding?
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TO BE CONTINUED... |
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