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017 - DUCHESS, PART THREE
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WHEN WE LAST LEFT OUR HEROES, RAÚL HAD TO DISGUISE HIMSELF AS THE DUCHESS... |
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| Raúl | |
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This Duchess gig ain't so bad.
You get lots of attention, guys are always bringing you snacks on trays...
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| Montgomery, | Duke of Python |
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Why, it's you!
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| Montgomery, | Duke of Python |
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Oh, it's been so long, Alexandria.
But I'd recognize you anywhere, even though my glasses were broken in
the limo on the way here.
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| Raúl | |
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Um...
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| Montgomery, | Duke of Python |
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How I've missed the sound of your
lovely voice. Speak to me! Just one word would be heaven!
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| Raúl | |
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*whisper* Actually, I've
got laryngitis right now.
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| Montgomery, | Duke of Python |
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It matters not. You are here tonight.
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| Montgomery, | Duke of Python |
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What say you and I go somewhere
private and...you know...just for old time's sake?
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| Raúl | |
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...Excuse me for a moment.
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| Raúl | |
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Hey Moby! Put this wig on!
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| Moby | |
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Why? |
| Raúl | |
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Okay, now see that guy over there?
He's a producer who's looking to put together a benefit album for orphaned
baby animals. So you just go over there and do anything he tells you to.
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| Moby | |
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Anything?
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| Raúl | |
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You wanna save the baby seals,
doncha, kid?
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LATER. |
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| Caylean | |
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Wow, I can't believe everything
worked out!
My trombone recital went off without a hitch, you taught Lord Whoever six new dirty words in Spanish, and --- |
| Moby | |
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AAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE!
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| Montgomery, | Duke of Python |
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Stop that man! He is guilty of
impersonating the Duchess!
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| Raúl | |
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What finally tipped you off?
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| Montgomery, | Duke of Python |
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Well, it was the nipples, you
see.
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| Montgomery, | Duke of Python |
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He's only got two.
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| Caylean | |
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Are you okay, Moby?
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| Moby | |
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Let's just say, after what happened
in there, I hope I had Diplomatic Immunity.
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| Raúl | |
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Another classy ending.
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FIN. |