017 - DUCHESS, PART THREE

 
 

WHEN WE LAST LEFT OUR HEROES, RAÚL HAD TO DISGUISE HIMSELF AS THE DUCHESS...

   
Raúl
This Duchess gig ain't so bad. You get lots of attention, guys are always bringing you snacks on trays...
   
Montgomery, Duke of Python
Why, it's you!
   
Montgomery, Duke of Python
Oh, it's been so long, Alexandria. But I'd recognize you anywhere, even though my glasses were broken in the limo on the way here.
   
Raúl  
Um...
   
Montgomery, Duke of Python
How I've missed the sound of your lovely voice. Speak to me! Just one word would be heaven!
   
Raúl  
*whisper* Actually, I've got laryngitis right now.
   
Montgomery, Duke of Python
It matters not. You are here tonight.
   
Montgomery, Duke of Python
What say you and I go somewhere private and...you know...just for old time's sake?
   
Raúl
...Excuse me for a moment.
   
Raúl  
Hey Moby! Put this wig on!
   
Moby  

Why?
   
Raúl  
Okay, now see that guy over there? He's a producer who's looking to put together a benefit album for orphaned baby animals. So you just go over there and do anything he tells you to.
   
Moby  
Anything?
   
Raúl
You wanna save the baby seals, doncha, kid?
   
 
 

LATER.


   
Caylean
Wow, I can't believe everything worked out!
My trombone recital went off without a hitch, you taught Lord Whoever six new dirty words in Spanish, and ---
   
Moby  
AAAIIIIIEEEEEEEE!
   
Montgomery, Duke of Python
Stop that man! He is guilty of impersonating the Duchess!
   
Raúl
What finally tipped you off?
   
Montgomery, Duke of Python
Well, it was the nipples, you see.
   
Montgomery, Duke of Python
He's only got two.
   
Caylean  
Are you okay, Moby?
   
Moby
Let's just say, after what happened in there, I hope I had Diplomatic Immunity.
   
Raúl  
Another classy ending.
   
 
 

FIN.

   
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