Man, am I nervous. What if the
mob guys find out about our plan?
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020 - GIG, PART THREE
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That weekend, at O'MacFinnegan's Pub... |
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| Larry Mullen, | Jr. |
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Man, am I nervous. What if the
mob guys find out about our plan?
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| Bono | |
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Would you relax? How would they
know it was us? We're wearing these brilliant disguises!
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| Not Edge, but | an impersonator |
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Hi, we're the lookalike band.
Should we just get set up?
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| Bono | |
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| Bono | |
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What's up with the hat?
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| Not Edge, but | an impersonator |
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What? The Edge always wears a
hat.
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| Bono | |
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*shrug* Stage is that way.
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LATER THAT EVENING.
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| Not Bono, but | an impersonator |
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...She moves in mysterious
ways...
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen! |
| Bono | |
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Look at that guy. What a ham.
Non-stop cheese-ball banter, feeling up all the young ladies in the front
row...that is, when he not completely entranced by himself.
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| Bono | |
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He's perfect.
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| Girl | |
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Hi!
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| Bono | |
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Well hello, darlin'. I can take
your ticket.
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| Bono | |
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*slips her a $500 bill*
And there's your refund. Enjoy the show.
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| Girl | |
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Oh, wow! Thank you!
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| Bono | |
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And that's the last of the cash.
Well, well, well, I have saved the day again.
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| Larry Mullen, | Jr. |
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You realize that this whole caper
has only served to make us look better? It hasn't solved the real problem
of shady underworld types who terrorize the masses?
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| Bono | |
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Hel-lo! I'm Bono!
Remember "Do They Know It's Christmas?" |
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FIN. |
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