Hi, I'm Kevin Smith and I'll be
your guide for the Fooksburgh Orientation.
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002 - ORIENTATION
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| Kevin Smith | |
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Hi, I'm Kevin Smith and I'll be
your guide for the Fooksburgh Orientation.
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| Echo | |
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Wait a sec. You came all the way
here to Fooksburgh and you're
only a guide? Shouldn't you be a big-shot here? |
| Kevin Smith | |
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Oh, this is just something I do
on the side. It's not my day job.
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| Echo | |
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What is your day job?
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| Kevin Smith | |
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I work in a convenience store.
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| Kevin Smith | |
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Shall we begin?
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| Kevin Smith | |
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*reading from pamphlet*
Welcome to Fooksburgh, the city of blah blah delights. Here you may find everything your heart etcetera etcetera. Now that you're... |
| Merry | |
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*whispers*
He sounds really bored, reading that. I thought this place was supposed to be like paradise. |
| Pippin | |
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Me too. Why is he so unhappy?
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| Kevin Smith | |
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...wildest dreams. It goes on
like that, but forget it. Let's talk
about lodging. What have you got in the way of currency? |
| Echo | |
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Um...I have the willing bodies
of several athletic young men to offer.
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| Kevin Smith | |
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Yeah, we can't really feed those
into a computer.
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| Sage | |
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Can't you try?
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| Kevin Smith | |
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Sounds like you'll need to use
our newcomer's apartment complex,
until you can afford to play for a better place. |
| Echo | |
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That's fine. Just so long as I'm
out of that cramped Bus and into
somewhere that I don't have to share with sixty other people. |
| Kevin Smith | |
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Actually, the thing is, demand
for newcomer's lodging far exceeds
supply, so I'm gonna ask that everyone on your Bus shares one apartment until you're all gainfully employed. |
| Echo | |
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...
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| Echo | |
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What kind of amenities does this
apartment boast?
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| Kevin Smith | |
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Roof. Walls.
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| Echo | |
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How many walls?
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| Kevin Smith | |
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It varies.
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| Kevin Smith | |
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But it is conveniently located
near quite a few bus lines.
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| Echo | |
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Fantastic.
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