So...do you have any special skills?
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004 - SURGERY
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| Randall Graves | |
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So...do you have any special skills?
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| Hawkeye | |
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I'm a doctor.
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| Randall Graves | |
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Your specialty?
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| Hawkeye | |
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Chest surgery.
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| Randall Graves | |
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Excellent. We've been looking
for additional hospital staff to
perform breast augmentations. |
| Hawkeye | |
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Wait a minute now.
I operate on what's under the ribcage, not what's on top. That part is strictly recreational. |
| Randall Graves | |
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Hel-lo! This is a city
of wish fulfillment! What else are we supposed to do
about all these sixteen-year-old girls who arrive here wanting breast implants? |
| Hawkeye | |
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Sixteen-year-olds?
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| Randall Graves | |
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Of course. They have to do it
early, to allow plenty of time to heal
before they're old enough to break into porno movies. |
| Hawkeye | |
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| Hawkeye | |
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Um, let me go back a minute here.
Now, uh, when I said I was a doctor?
I meant...veterinarian. I do surgery on animals. Yeah. |
| Randall Graves | |
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Even better!
You'd be surprised how many cows show up here wanting to look sexier. |