006 - TROUBADOUR

Randall Graves  
I must say, your resume is very impressive.
   
Randall Graves  
I mean, wow. "Highway Patrolman, State Trooper, Used Cars,
Factory, Working on the Highway..." Sounds like there's no kind
of good hard work you can't do.
   
Bruuuuuuuce!  
Actually...those are just songs.
I'm a musician. A troubadour for the working man, if you will.
   
Bruuuuuuuce!  
I've spent my whole life trying to avoid doing most of the stuff I sing about.
   
Randall Graves  
I see.
   
Bruuuuuuuce!  
I don't suppose you have any rock n' roll type jobs available?
   
Randall Graves  
Actually, a position just opened up in the rock n' roll field.
   
Bruuuuuuce!  
Really?
   
Randall Graves  
Yep. Congratulations, you're now the guy who
picks out the brown M&M's for Van Halen.
   
Bruuuuuuce!  
Is there a benefits package?
   
Randall Graves  
All the brown M&M's you can eat, my friend.
   
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