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BONO RECITES BONO TALKS ABOUT
THE EDGE		 BONO TALKS ABOUT
HIMSELF		 BONO PREACHES! BONO SINGS!
MYSTERIES OF THE UNKNOWN BONO SPEAKS! BONO - INTERVIEWS MACPHISTO! THE EDGE
ADAM CLAYTON LARRY MULLEN, JNR. THIEF! LIVE BLUNDERS OTHER PEOPLE TALK ABOUT U2

BONO RECITING OTHER PEOPLE'S SONGS AND POETRY
...When Johnny Comes Marching Home .MP3
...Billie Jean .MP3
...Wordsworth. .MP3
...Amazing Grace .MP3
...Exodus .MP3
...Two Tribes .MP3
...Get Up, Stand Up .MP3
...My Way .MP3
...Heartbreak Hotel .MP3
...Walk on the Wild Side .MP3
...Johnny Was .MP3
...Money Makes the World Go 'Round .MP3
...Norwegian Wood .MP3
...Strangers in the Night .MP3
...The Sun Shines East, the Sun Shines West .MP3
...The Times They Are A-Changin' .MP3
...Auld Lang Syne .MP3
...My Sweet Lord .MP3
...Something .MP3
...Whole Lotta Love .MP3
...Black Betty .MP3
...Life During Wartime .MP3
...Every Little Thing's Gonna Be Alright .MP3
...America .MP3
...Blackbird .MP3
...Funky Town .MP3
...Gabba Gabba Hey .MP3
...Bullet With Butterfly Wings .MP3
...I'm A Believer .MP3
...William Butler Yeats, The Mother of God (English) .MP3
...William Butler Yeats, The Mother of God (Spanish) .MP3
...Neon Lights .MP3
...Stayin' Alive .MP3
...I Can See For Miles .MP3
...Je Ne Regrette Rien .MP3
...We Wish You a Merry Christmas .MP3
...You Take the High Road .MP3
...Love Will Tear Us Apart .MP3
...Give Peace A Chance .MP3
...Brendan Kennelly, God's Laughter .WMA
...Get Into the Groove .MP3
...Thank You Fallettin' Me Be Mice Elf Again .MP3
...Slave to the Rhythm .MP3
...Dancing in the Street .MP3
...Singing In the Rain .MP3
...Could This Be Love/Get Up Stand Up .MP3
...New York, New York .MP3
...I'm Not Your Stepping Stone .MP3
...Ruby, Don't Take Your Love to Town .MP3
...The Message .MP3
...Let's Twist Again .MP3
...Hello Goodbye .MP3
...Dear Prudence .MP3
...Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band .MP3
...Here Comes the Sun .MP3
...The Boys Are Back In Town .MP3
...Suspicious Minds .MP3
...Not Fade Away .MP3
...Molly Malone .MP3
...When Will I See You Again .MP3
...Take Your Partner By The Hand .MP3
...Light My Fire .MP3
...Black Hills of Dakota .MP3
...Like A Hurricane .MP3
...A snippet of Kerouac's On The Road. .MP3
...Gimme Shock Treatment .MP3
...Across The Universe .MP3
...Rock n' Roll Nigger .MP3
....Play That Funky Music White Boy .MP3
...Give Me the Moonlight .MP3
...Hammer of the Gods .MP3
...In the Midnight Hour .MP3
...Take Me to the River .MP3
...Christmas is Coming .MP3
...Minstrel Boy .MP3
...Jean Genie .MP3
...Hallelujah .MP3
...School's Out .MP3
...Streets of Philadelphia .MP3
...We Will Rock You .MP3
...Lick My Legs .MP3
...Charles Bukowski, The Crunch .MP3
...Rock the Casbah .MP3
 
  BONO LIKES TO TALK ABOUT THE EDGE
..."Edge's got the flu, so be nice to him." .MP3
..."My God Edge, it's the missus!" .MP3
...Edge gets credit for ending the Cold War .MP3
..."Does anyone know what the Edge wants?" .MP3
...Bono's ambition in life. .WAV
...What Bono will always need. .WAV
..."Okay Edge, play the blues." .WAV
..."It's not that Edge's underpants aren't interesting." .MP3
...Bad vibes. .WAV
..."Dr. Spock? Are you with us?" .WAV
...Check out the Edge. .MP3
...What's the best player's name? .MP3
...Edge is sick of dodgy politicians. .MP3
..."Fresh from The Old Grey Whistle Test..." .MP3
..."Help me out, Edge." .MP3
..."Edge has been giving me guitar lessons..." .MP3
..."Edge is God." .MP3
..."Edge, do you know any Beatles songs?" .MP3
..."Edge is a little impetuous, if you know what I mean." .MP3
..."What do you think, Edge?" .MP3
..."Jawohl? Zee Edge?"
 .MP3
..."Where are we, the Edge?" .MP3
..."I believe in you, Edge." .MP3
..."Do you believe in the Edge?" .MP3
...Edge had to go back and listen to the old albums... .MP3
..."My friend, the beloved Edge." .MP3
..."Oh look Edge. A beach ball." .MP3
..."I'm ready for the Edge." .MP3
...The whole universe. .MP3
..."You led me on, Edge, with those innocent eyes." .MP3
..."Where are you, the Edge?" .MP3
...[In Wales] "Hands up: Who here's not related to the Edge?" .MP3
..."Drinks are on the Edge!"
 .MP3
...Bono compares the Edge to St. Patrick. .MP3
...It sounds like the Edge... .MP3
..."Good morning, the Edge, how would you like your cornflakes?" .MP3
...It wasn't Reagan or Gorbachev who ended the Cold War. .MP3
..."It's you she wants, Edge!..." .MP3
...Bono telling a story about Brian May's immense respect for the...Hedge. .MP3
...Edge breaks a string and Bono makes up a little song about it. .MP3
...Another one: Edge breaks a string and Bono makes up a little song about it. .MP3
..."I don't know about the rest of us, but Edge came dressed as a pop star." .MP3
..."Edge says you're better singers than I am." .MP3
...People Get Ready with made-up lyrics about Edge. .MP3
..."Edge, teach me!"
 .MP3
...What's on Radio Edge? .MP3
...Bono distracts the audience from Edge. .MP3
...Bono asks Edge how to say "Thank you" in Gaelic. .MP3
 
  BONO ALSO LIKES TO TALK ABOUT HIMSELF
..."I don't know who I am." .MP3
..."Am I a virgin? No." .MP3
...Bono talks about his real name. .WAV
...Bono loses his voice. .MP3
..."Hullo, I'm the singer with U2." .MP3
...How to pronounce "Bono." .RAM
..."I want to thank Edge, Adam, and Larry for letting me be in their band." .MP3
..."I'm a big hit with the girls here." .MP3
..."And the Lord said Humble yourself, Bono!" .MP3
..."I'm the LV, man. I'm the Fly. I'm the Mirrorball Man!" .MP3
..."As for any accusation of being pretentious: Guilty." .MP3
..."This past week I had a baby....and I nearly made another one." .MP3
..."I waited patiently for the Lord...Or more likely he waited patiently for me!" .MP3
..."I have a dream too, you know!" .MP3
..."I don't need a laminate. I'm with the band!"
 .MP3
..."I am Bono! And I'm trying to catch a very fast train." .MP3
...Bono talks about technology. .MP3
..."Next time you're in Dublin, you can ask for me." .MP3
..."You probably expect me to get all sentimental." .MP3
..."Last night I dreamed of Sarajevo." .MP3
..."Sorry. I had a frog in my throat." .MP3
..."Can you understand me?" .MP3
..."I can't ask for anything else. This is it!" .MP3
..."If you had a head like me you'd wear a hat like me." .MP3
..."Do you believe in me?" .MP3
..."Had enough? I do go on a bit..." .MP3
...Bono the bicycle thief. .MP3
..."My name is Paul, but I call myself Bono." .MP3
..."My name is Paul, but people call me Bono." .MP3
..."I'd follow you anywhere!" .MP3
..."I don't want to be fallin' for ya again." .MP3
..."I don't know why I picked up this guitar." .MP3
..."I can see you. I'm all-seeing. I'm omnipotent. I'm Bono." .MP3
..."Most of my heroes are alive. That's why they're my heroes." .MP3
..."I still can't sprechen the deutsch very good." .MP3
..."I wanna live in America." .MP3
...Bono talks about realizing his dreams in Las Vegas. .MP3
..."I'm a big man, watch this."
 .MP3
..."For a minute there I thought I was in a rock n' roll band." .MP3
..."This is sort of a love song. Tonight I dedicate it to myself." .MP3
..."Edge says I'm not a good guitar player, but if I work really hard..." .MP3
...Being a pop star vs. being a petrol pump attendant. .MP3
..."This is where I get to play. Don't laugh." .MP3
...Bono talks about the benefits of having his arm in a sling. (Ladies, trust me, you'll want to hear this one.) .MP3
..."What a greedy bastard I am." .MP3
...Soapboxes. .MP3
..."What a tart." .MP3
...Bono talks about a conversation he always had with his father. .MP3
   
  BONO PREACHES - ONSTAGE POLITICAL AND RELIGIOUS COMMENTARY  
..."Prayin' kind" interlude from Slane Sunday Bloody Sunday .MP3
..."America's making a war on itself!" .MP3
...Bono talks about heroin in Glasgow and Dublin. .MP3
..."It's not a black-and-white issue. It's about green, the color of money." .MP3
...It's hard work saving the world. .MP3
..."Sing it for Belfast...for Derry...for Cork...for Dublin..." .MP3
...Bono talks about his first impression of Americans. .MP3
...From Martin Luther King's America to Nelson Mandela's Africa... .MP3
...We can make God smile. .MP3
..."Our country is a little like your country..." .MP3
..."If you don't get the right president..." .MP3
...A song about a religious man who becomes a dangerous man. .MP3
..."To be one is great, but to respect differences is even greater." .MP3
..."This is what the twenty-first century looks like, and we like it." .MP3
...Teaching the audience to sing El Pueblo Vencera. .MP3
..."What d'you want for your soul?" .MP3
..."Your voice is stronger than our voice." .MP3
..."I don't think Great Britain's all that great." .MP3
..."Speaking of God, here's a song he wrote with Curtis Mayfield." .MP3
...Bono attempting to instigate revolution...against the rain. .MP3
..."Remember, we're a serious political group." .MP3
..."These are difficult times...and you need a rock band that tells you that." .MP3
..."Oh, Father Abraham..." .MP3
..."Father Abraham, what have you done, Father Abraham, look at your sons..." .MP3
..."What can I give back to God for the blessings he's poured on me?" .MP3
...Sunday Bloody Sunday belongs to America now. .MP3
...Bono addresses America's misconceptions about the Irish. .MP3
..."This is a white flag! ...Join hands!" .MP3
..."Have you had enough?..." .MP3
..."Fuck you USA! Fuck you UK!..." .MP3
..."We can't solve every problem, but the ones we can, we must." .MP3
...What Bono had to say about the London bombings. .MP3
...This one's cute: Bono's "stump speech" before WTSHNN is so predicatable, by the time they get to Poland people are reciting it from memory. .MP3
...What Bono's father had to say about Ireland. .MP3
...What the Secretary of the Treasury had to say about U2 fans. .MP3
...After 9/11, Americans understand a bit of what the Irish must live with every day. .MP3
...Sending out a signal. .MP3
...The Contras vs. South Africa .MP3
..."Everyone thinks their country is God's country." .MP3
..."We will not stand by while a subcontinent gets flushed down the toilet." .MP3
...What everyone loves about New York. .MP3
...What colors do you see? .MP3
...Bono's prayer for America. .MP3
   
  BONO SINGS!  
...a capella In God's Country. .MP3
...Singing about Out of Control. .MP3
...Alternate version of the "Shine like stars" bit from With or Without You. .MP3
...Mariachi call. .MP3
...Singing a ditty about New York to the tune of Stories For Boys. .MP3
...A name-checking alternate middle eight during Beautiful Day. .MP3
...Bono has to teach the audience People Get Ready. .MP3
...One with a snippet of Walk On. .MP3
...A capella snippet of I Still Haven't Found. .MP3
...Bono sings the Pavarotti bit from Miss Sarajevo. .MP3
...Bono sings (or rather howls) an alternate middle-eight for Gone. .MP3
...Vertigo: a count-in in Welsh. .MP3
...Vertigo: a count-in in Gaelic. .MP3
...Vertigo: Bear witness to an Irishman getting 20,000 Polish people to count in Spanish! .MP3
...Just making shit up. .MP3
...A bit of In God's Country worked into All Along the Watchtower. .MP3
...Slow Dancing live. .MP3
...Bono's yodeling Zoo TV Intro: "I thought I'd lost you..." .MP3
...a capella version of In A Little While. .MP3
...Bono sings a little ditty about Manhattan at the end of City of Blinding Lights. .MP3
...Here's an impressive example of how quickly an audience can pick up on a brand new call-and-response bit with Bono. .MP3
...For people who lament that "Bono's voice isn't what it used to be" Part One. .MP3
...For people who lament that "Bono's voice isn't what it used to be" Part Two. .MP3
...Bono adding a little reggae to Tryin' To Throw Your Arms Around the World... .MP3
...Bono's silly country-and-western version of The Fly, from Zoo TV rehearsals. .MP3
...So far as I can tell, this is an alternate set of lyrics for Discotheque, featured on one of Howie B's remixes. .MP3
...Bono makes up a song during Surrender. .MP3
...A capella singing from the Unforgettable Fire documentary, Part One .MP3
...A capella singing from the Unforgettable Fire documentary, Part Two .MP3
...Bono and Edge botching The Three Sunrises in the studio .MP3
...Bono sings Happy Birthday to Larry .MP3
...A snippet of the revised Vertigo from portland, the last Vertigo show in North America. .MP3
...A revised version of Tryin' to Throw Your Arms, in Cleveland. .MP3
...Bono personalizes the middle-eight of Beautiful Day, for Santiago. .MP3
..."Tryin' to throw your arms around the bass player." .MP3
   
  MYSTERIES OF THE UNKNOWN - NOT SURE IF THESE ARE OTHER PEOPLE'S SONGS OR ORIGINAL BONO, EH, COMPOSTIONS...  
...One: Ever peaceful now... .MP3
...Two: You've changed...you've changed me... .MP3
...Three: Here she comes... .MP3
...Four: Love and affection... .MP3
...Five: Yes it's true... .MP3
...Six: The way we go... .MP3
...Seven: Song that I sing... .MP3
...Eight: I have no idea about this one. .MP3
...Nine: Say you love me... .MP3
...Ten: Your love... .MP3
...Eleven: No idea about this one. .MP3
...Twelve: Don't let this be all... .MP3
   
  BONO SPEAKS!  
..."Rock n' roll! That's all, folks." .MP3
..."What's goin' on?" .WAV
..."Irish people don't look so cool in the heat, you know." .MP3
...Bono bitches out a "punk." .MP3
...The downside of recording Zooropa. .MP3
..."We're going home now!" .MP3
..."Be right back. Gotta take a piss." .MP3
..."Give us a kiss, Seattle." .MP3
..."This ain't rock n' roll! This is suicide." .MP3
..."We've got to go away and dream it all up again." .AU
..."Turn off the stupid smoke!" .MP3
..."ZOONITED NATIONS!" .MP3
..."Let's go to Vegas! Let's get married!" .MP3
..."We promised not to kiss yer arse but to kick it." .MP3
..."Fuck the past! Kiss the future!" .MP3
..."Elvis is still in the building." .WAV
..."Well, it's time to go." .MP3
...Defending Angel of Harlem. .MP3
..."Zoo TV, y'all." .WAV
..."This is all very interesting, but not very rock n' roll." .WAV
..."Obviously you've never been to Dublin City." .MP3
..."Nobody can tell anyone else!" .MP3
..."You sure know how to make a lot of noise in America." .MP3
..."Open the door and let 'em in." .MP3
..."Let's party!" .MP3
...Spanish lessons. .MP3
..."Shut the fuck up while I'm talking." .MP3
...What they don't do in Sweden. .MP3
..."Where's England? Is that off the coast of Ireland?" .MP3
..."It feels like we've got the whole world in here." .MP3
..."Gone!" .MP3
..."Is that the way all the girls go on around here?" .MP3
..."I hope this works, 'cause it cost a fuckin' fortune." .MP3
..."There's a word I hear all the time in America..." .MP3
..."You haven't come here to watch TV now, have you?" .MP3
...What they were called before U2. .MP3
...Bono as the Mirrorball Man. .MP3
..."You were there when the rain was pouring down!" .MP3
..."It's a long way from Tipperary, that's for sure." .MP3
...Bono talks about losing his voice in Cork. .MP3
..."Eddie Cochran song...We sing a shit version but we like it!" .MP3
..."You are some noisy bastards!" .MP3
..."Not bad for a b-side!" .MP3
...Mirrorball Man makes a phone call. .RAM
...Mirrorball Man: "You are fuckin' beautiful!" .MP3
..."What a day for a daydream." .MP3
...Bono talks about The Ocean. .MP3
...Lift-off. .MP3
..."Anybody out there?" .MP3
..."What is it that you want?"
 .MP3
...Bono tells a corny joke about a sandwich. .MP3
...Bono is joined onstage by a tall gentleman. .MP3
..."This is Bad...This is very bad." .MP3
...What? Vanilla? .MP3
..."He said it was neat, whatever that means." .MP3
..."Our last show here was the best of the tour..." .MP3
...Bono introduces the rest of the Spice Girls, Part One .MP3
...Bono introduces the rest of the Spice Girls, Part Two .MP3
...It's 1990. .MP3
..."Let's do some dancin' in front of the troops." .MP3
..."We started in a car-park. We ended up in a field." .MP3
...Bono's response to George Harrison's criticism of U2. .MP3
...Under 21. .MP3
...This is the Ritz! .MP3
...The 80's mantra: "Greed is good!" .MP3
..."I hope you like this shit, 'cause you paid for it." .MP3
..."One hundred! Two hundred! Three hundred? Wait, no..." .MP3
..."Tonight, you're all Irish." .MP3
..."I think I know what you want." .MP3
..."I don't know your names, but..." .MP3
...A spoken version of The Playboy Mansion. .MP3
..."You got a problem with that?" .MP3
..."Larry Mullen, say good night...Adam Clayton, say good night." .MP3
...Bono misspells "Elevation." .MP3
..."We do the show, we do the business, but this is not show business." .MP3
...We come all the way to Miami and it rains. .MP3
...Watch out for the revolving doors. .MP3
..."I wanna show ya something." .MP3
..."Our voice is gone, but..." .MP3
...Bono is joined onstage by a tall young woman. .MP3
..."There's still a lot we can do...politically, spiritually...sexually..."
.MP3
...Glug glug glug. .MP3
..."The Irish reckon Massachusetts is a colony." .MP3
...Bono speaks Portuguese in Sao Paulo. .MP3
...Bono speaks ill of "Wallpaper Music." .MP3
...Bono has more nasty things to say about "Wallpaper Music." .MP3
...Bono demonstrates why he failed Gaelic at Mount Temple. .MP3
..."We can dance! Yeah!" .MP3
..."Our first album is out next week..." .MP3
...Bono plays the French national anthem on the kazoo. .MP3
...Upset about about people staying in their seats during the show. .MP3
..."We're U2, we're glad to be here."
 .MP3
..."Michael Jackson...I don't think you're bad..." .MP3
..."Achtung baby!" .MP3
..."Now that's more like it! Heartbreak Hotel! Love Me Tender!" .MP3
..."Is that any way to treat a lady?" .MP3
...Why Bono loves Los Angeles. .MP3
..."How about we not do that thing where we leave the stage?" .MP3
...Like many before him, Bono struggles to remember what U2 did last time they were in Amsterdam. .MP3
...Bono takes questions from the audience. .MP3
...Bono borrows an audience member's sunglasses. .MP3
...Bono returns the sunglasses: "They're makin' me see things really weird." .MP3
..."When things get serious, you can just change the channel." .MP3
..."Dim the lights. We feel embarrassed." .MP3
...Someone's lost a camera. .MP3
..."Tonight could be special. It's up to you." .MP3
...Bono comments on Black Friday. .MP3
..."This is a telethon..." .MP3
..."Operator? I'd like to place a call..." .MP3
...Bono has a flashback during Out of Control. .MP3
...Introducing the band: "I'm Gloria." .MP3
...Bono talks about Chicago while at Notre Dame. .MP3
..."This is more rock n' roll than y'all expected." .MP3
..."I wouldn't want you to walk home naked." .MP3
..."People dancing to U2, I don't believe it!" .MP3
...Almost getting arrested during a St. Patrick's Day parade. .MP3
...Bono refuses champagne at an early U2 show. .MP3
...Bono talks about Scots and the Irish flag. .MP3
..."If you were born ten months after this song came out..." .MP3
...Bono introduces "Sexy Adam Clayton." .MP3
...An early gig in Hamburg turns violent, Part One. .MP3
...An early gig in Hamburg turns violent, Part Two. .MP3
...PopMart: "This is where we spent the cash you gave us." .MP3
..."Mother...I miss you." .MP3
..."It's gonna be one of those years..." .MP3
..."We decided to eat the monster before the monster ate us." .MP3
..."Adam Clayton! What are you doing? I love it." .MP3
...Viva viva viva. .MP3
..."Holy smoke!" .MP3
..."Mother fuckin' rock and fuckin' roll!" .MP3
..."You know what I'm talkin' about?" .MP3
..."Danke! Danke! Danke!" .MP3
..."Ich habe eine frage..." (He asks whether the sun or the rain is better for the flowers.) .MP3
...Bono teaches the audience the meaning of the word encore. .MP3
..."Don't forget this, 'cause we wont." .MP3
..."It's a beautiful day here in the capital of Zooropa." .MP3
..."You're on the radio." .MP3
..."I'm fallin' for y'all..." .MP3
..."Yeah yeah! Fuck yeah!" .MP3
...The difference between Ireland and Ft. Lauderdale. .MP3
..."Where am I? What planet have I landed on?" .MP3
..."What is this strange tribal chanting?"
 .MP3
..."Rock and roll has come to this." .MP3
..."I wanna speak to my baby!...Ik wil met mijn baby spreken!" .MP3
..."The ceiling is falling." .MP3
...A frequent problem during PopMart: Some idjit shines a laser pointer in Bono's face. .MP3
...Alright, fellas! [Trust me, just download this one.] .MP3
..."Like trying to land a 747 on your front lawn." .MP3
..."Another classic, trashed by U2!" .MP3
..."She's gone! She's gone!" .MP3
...Bono announces that they are playing live on Radio One. .MP3
...You tell me what he's spelling. .MP3
...Sides. .MP3
...A spoken snippet of All Because of You. .MP3
..."The best soccer players are dancers...Don't think I'd make much of a soccer player." .MP3
..."This one's for the musicians..." .MP3
...A live snippet of The First Time. .MP3
..."Save The Butterflies! I'm hip to that!" .MP3
..."We're planning on being around a long time, forever maybe." .MP3
..."Benvenuti a Zoo TV!" .MP3
...New Music vs. Old Music. .MP3
...Larry turns 20. .MP3
..."Bono and Edge in the land of the giants." .MP3
...Recruiting Edge and Larry for a "sexy sing-along." .MP3
..."Where's my tambourine?!" .MP3
...What it's like being in a band. .MP3
...Bono joined a band when he was kid, but others in Dublin weren't so lucky... .MP3
..."We can't dance! We're white folk!" .MP3
...Bono riffing on Jason Donovan and Kylie Minogue .MP3
...Bono identifies Zoo TV's sponsors. .MP3
..."k.d. lang I love you!" .MP3
...Bono praises B.B. King's ability to kick ass. .MP3
..."We're only getting warmed up...Irish men, we're real men." .MP3
..."Rock n' roll used to be dance music...I wouldn't know anything about that..." .MP3
..."We need a love song, know what I'm sayin'?" .MP3
...Bono trying in vain once again to speak to his baby. .MP3
..."Whatever has you by the throat, I hope you're rid of it soon." .MP3
..."It's okay to fall for someone, it's not okay to fall over for someone." .MP3
..."The future belongs to those who take it..." .MP3
..."You caught me with my trousers down." .MP3
..."You wanna sing this one?" .MP3
...Superman vs. B.B King. .MP3
..."Music and a video? No, that'll never catch on." .MP3
..."Make noise. Tell the world to fuck off." .MP3
..."Wilkommen zu Zoo TV!" .MP3
..."I thought I was singing out of tune, you're singing out of tune!" .MP3
...Bono talking about innocence, and coming to NYC for the first time. .MP3
..."I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles." .MP3
..."This is traditionally where people take out their lighters..." .MP3
..."U2 is a rock n' roll band. The rest is bullshit." .MP3
..."You only need three chords and the truth." .MP3
...The difference between Munich and Cologne. .MP3
..."...We should only have pride in the name of love." .MP3
..."Vive Quebec! Vive PopMart! Vive Bono!" .MP3
...I couldn't bear to break this one up: A whole lot of Interference in Zoo Jersey. (Heh.) .MP3
..."It's been five years but it feels like five minutes." .MP3
...Irish folk songs became American folk songs. .MP3
..."Let's make some hay." .MP3
...Bono talks about real American music. .MP3
...Bono butchers an Irish blessing... .MP3
...but he gets it right this time. .MP3
...Bono finds a mash note someone's thrown onstage. .MP3
...Bono reads the mash note aloud to the audience. .MP3
...With or without two arms, U2 can still... .MP3
..."This is from our last album, Thriller..." .MP3
...Bono speaking Greek, Part One. .MP3
...Bono speaking Greek, Part Two.. .MP3
....U2's contemporaries are making dance music, but Bono says... .MP3
..."It's a long way from here to the back." .MP3
...Bono never forgets a pretty face. .MP3
...The inspiration for I Fall Down. .MP3
..."I found peace in the neon." .MP3
...Bono's pastiche for the Becket Centenary .MP3
..."This is where I apologize for my bad language." .MP3
...Kicking ass. Or, as they say in England... .MP3
...Why the press doesn't like U2. .MP3
..."This is a song we co-wrote with King David..." .MP3
..."On drums, Debbie Harry." .MP3
..."My fans really love me for my personality." .MP3
...Bono has The Fever. .MP3
...Bono rambles about radio in his adorable circa-1980 accent. .MP3
...A spoken version of Heartland. .MP3
...Bono tells the Australian audience: "You can go back to Ireland now!" .MP3
..."Welcome to Zoo TV, where love stories begin." .MP3
..."Somebody has to play rock n' roll. Everyone else is into dance music." .MP3
..."U2 people look out for U2 people." .MP3
...Babbling about his admiration for B.B. King and the Edge. .MP3
...Bono asks some audience members how many U2 shows they've been to. .MP3
..."I thought it was supposed to getcold here. You people are way too hot!" .MP3
...My Spanish isn't that good, but I'm thinking this is something funny, or dirty... .MP3
   
  BONO - INTERVIEWS
...Miserable bastards. .WAV
..."Just please don't play the one where we're in the frocks, alright?" .WAV
...Freaks. .WAV
..."The hard part is making it look spontaneous." .WAV
..."They are the boys, we are the men." .WAV
...Holiday greetings .MP3
..."We're utterly boring." .MP3
..."Elvis is alive, man. We're dead." .MP3
..."It's a respectable job these days, being a rebel." .MP3
...Talking about Madonna's Sex book. .MP3
...Talking about Middle Eastern women. .MP3
..."What Adam does with his willy is his business." .MP3
...Talking about Elvis and sex. .MP3
..."The angels do arrive to save the day." .MP3
..."Rock n' roll, doggie!" .WAV
..."Welcome to Zoo TV. You made the right choice." .MP3
...The wonderful thing about television. .MP3
...What Bono plans to do if Third World debt is canceled. .MP3
...With or Without You is a very unusual record. .MP3
...Bono talks about Larry's drumming. .MP3
...U2's visit to America vs. English bands visiting America. .MP3
...The perils of recording non-stop. .MP3
...Bono explains Elvis Presley and America. .MP3
..."People think I have all the answers when I just have a whole list of questions." .MP3
...Bono talks about his old chin. .MP3
...Bono talks about backstabbing in the Dublin rock scene. .MP3
...Interview with Bono from a promo disc for Under a Blood Red Sky, Part One .MP3
...Interview with Bono from a promo disc for Under a Blood Red Sky, Part Two .MP3
...Bono tries out his Scottish accent. .MP3
..."Ronald Reagan and Northern Ireland, at breakfast time, is a bit much." .MP3
 
  MACPHISTO!
...MacPhisto sings the winning song from the Eurovision Song Contest. .MP3
..."Honey, I'm home!" .MP3
..."Is it me you love or is it my horns?" .MP3
...A tired old pop star. .MP3
..."Shall I give him a telephone call?" .MP3
...[singing] "...how happy you can be!" .MP3
..."That's what you young people call rock n' roll?" .MP3
..."Do you think I'm glamorous?" .MP3
...The Martini song. .MP3
..."Pick up the phone!" .MP3
...The young ladies are frightened of him. .MP3
...MacPhisto in London 1 .RAM
...MacPhisto in London 2 .RAM
...MacPhisto in Dublin .RAM
...MacPhisto in Dublin (bigger file, better quality) .MP3
...MacPhisto in Sydney .RAM
...MacPhisto in Copenhagen .RAM
..."What a night, what a show! Zooropa, it's all over." .MP3
...MacPhisto talks about God. .MP3
..."Shall I call the United Nations?" .MP3
..."Do you know who I am? Oh, I know who you are..." .MP3
..."I get blamed for everything! All the wars..." .MP3
..."Off with the horns, on with the show." .MP3
...A snippet of MacPhisto's rendition of Desire. .MP3
..."But you know, sometimes I feel quite lonely." .MP3
...Getting to Know You .MP3
...I Just Called To Say I Love You .MP3
...MacPhisto calls the Archbishop of Canterbury .MP3
..."Do you think I look funky?" .MP3
..."I was 5'8"...Now look at me, I'm gigantic!" .MP3
...MacPhisto makes his phone call to a sly "entrepeneur." .MP3
..."When you're famous, everyone gives you their telephone number." .MP3
 
  THE EDGE
..."Welcome to Zoo TV." .WAV
...Edge's voice mail. .WAV
..."Hi, this is Edge." .WAV
..."Bye." *beep* .WAV
...Edge interview: Talking about his, eh, equipment. .MP3
...Edge interview part two .MP3
...Edge interview part three .MP3
..."It was scary but fun." .MP3
..."Oh, here we go." .MP3
..."My name is the Edge." .MP3
...Edge's song for the Batman cartoon. .MP3
...Edge tries to explain Zoo TV, is interrupted by Bono. .MP3
...Edge tries to explain Zoo TV again, is interrupted by Bono again. .MP3
...Edge sings Pride when Bono loses his voice. .MP3
...Edge talks about Bloody Sunday. .MP3
...Edge makes a valiant attempt to sing The Macarena. .MP3
...Edge sings the third verse of When Love Comes To Town. .MP3
...Edge demonstrates his favorite part of With or Without You. .MP3
...Edge explains his nickname. .MP3
...Edge singing Stand By Me. .MP3
...U2 is going to be a country & western group. .MP3
..."Getting Bono's knickers off is no easy task." .MP3
...Edge trying to perfect the Zoo Station intro during Zoo TV Rehearsals. .MP3
...Interview with Edge from a promo disc for Under a Blood Red Sky, Part One .MP3
...Interview with Edge from a promo disc for Under a Blood Red Sky, Part Two .MP3
...Edge sings Party Girl for Bono's birthday. .MP3
..."Yo." .MP3
...Edge comments on strife during Achtung Baby sessions, but Bono begs to differ. .MP3
...Edge (and Bono) talk about the music they heard growing up. .WMA
     
  POPMART KARAOKE  
...Daydream Believer, One (the more commonly distributed one) .MP3
...Daydream Believer, Two (lesser known version) .MP3
...Daydream Believer, Three (lesser known version) .MP3
...Whiskey in the Jar .MP3
...Sweet Caroline .MP3
...Born to Be Wild .MP3
...I Love You Love Me Love .MP3
...Supsicious Minds .MP3
...Sugar Sugar .MP3
...New York, New York .MP3
 
  ADAM CLAYTON
..."Wankers." .WAV
...Adam introduces himself. .MP3
...Adam talks about Madonna's Sex book. .MP3
...Talking about Edge's idea for Where the Streets... .MP3
...Making Anton Corbijn say "Yoshua Tree." .MP3
...Interview with Adam from a promo disc for Under a Blood Red Sky, Part One .MP3
...Interview with Adam from a promo disc for Under a Blood Red Sky, Part Two .MP3
...Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this Adam introducing Tryin' to Throw Your Arms...? .MP3
   
  LARRY MULLEN, JR.  
...Larry being interviewed by B.P. Fallon .MP3
...Larry sings Dirty Old Town. .MP3
...Larry's dedication to Guinness. .MP3
...Larry sings Whiskey In The Jar. .MP3
...This is possibly the longest that Larry has ever spoken continuously. And it's very funny. :) .MP3
...Interview with Larry from a promo disc for Under a Blood Red Sky, Part One .MP3
...Interview with Larry from a promo disc for Under a Blood Red Sky, Part Two .MP3
...Larry sings Tequila Sunrise. .MP3
..."I just want to state for the record that I want that bit edited!" .MP3
   
     
  THIEF!  
"This is a song Charles Manson stole from the Beatles..." .MP3
"This is a song the Beatles stole from Charles Manson..." .MP3
"This is a song Wim Wenders stole from the Beatles..." .MP3
[Larry!] "This is a song the Beatles stole from us..." .MP3
   
  KEEP IT TOGETHER! ...SOME LIVE BLUNDERS  
..."I'm sorry Edge, I didn't warn you!" .MP3
...Trying to keep New Year's Day from falling apart. .MP3
...Edge comes in too early on Sunday Bloody Sunday. .MP3
...Edge comes in too early on Daydream Believer. .MP3
...A bad start to Spanish Eyes. .MP3
...Losing it during Staring at the Sun. .MP3
...Bono's Freudian slip during Mysterious Ways. .MP3
...Bono actually admits that he screwed up his own lyrics. .MP3
...A botched middle-eight of SYCMIOYO. .MP3
..."Edge, you're playing the wrong song!" .MP3
..."Take it to the bridge, The Edge...eh, Edge?"
 .MP3
..."This is not Rejoice, this is Edge tuning his guitar..." .MP3
...[Part one] Edge botches the New Years Day solo... .MP3
...[Part two] And Bono is thrilled about it! .MP3
...From 2001: Botching 11 O'Clock Tick Tock .MP3
...The most hilariously bad version of Party Girl I've yet come across. .MP3
...Bono usually introduces the band very dramatically during Gloria but this time it went haywire. .MP3
...Wake Up Dead Man, the traditional "last song" during PopMart, is badly rushed. Maybe Edge had to pee or something. .MP3
...Edge screws up Pride, and it's not pretty. .MP3
 
  OTHER PEOPLE TALK ABOUT U2
...Dave Fanning: "Bono is completely naked!" .MP3
...Jon Stewart: "The Edge can talk?"
[P.S. Anyone got the other Edge clips from this Grammys show?]		 .MP3
...George Bush, Sr.: "Understand I have nothing against U2." .MP3
...Adam Sandler's Bono on SNL .RAM
...Zoo TV Confessions: Bono looked better in a dress. .MP3
...Zoo TV Confessions: "I ain't gay, but..." .MP3
...Zoo TV Confessions: "If you met the Edge..." .MP3
...Zoo TV Confessions: "...I want yer wife." .MP3
...Very cute. This guy at the 12 May 2005 Chicago show keeps screaming "I LOVE YOU BONO!" ...This is the first time he does it... .MP3
...this is the second time... .MP3
...third time... .MP3
...fourth time!... .MP3
...FIFTH time, ladies and gentlemen! This man is DETERMINED to express his love directly to Bono. I, for one, salute you, I-Love-You-Bono Guy. .MP3
...Aw, don't be jealous, Edge. People also scream for you. .MP3
..."Please welcome Bono and The Edge!" .MP3
...Brian Eno talks about a Black Hole in Dublin. .MP3
...Daniel Lanois shows off the different tracks tried out for ISHFWILF. .MP3
...Daniel Lanois comments on an alternate take of Exit. .MP3
...Daniel Lanois: "This is when U2 became Depeche Mode." .MP3
...Allen Ginsberg recites Miami. .MP3
...Tom Snyder: "We'll be hearing more from The U2 in the future." .MP3
...A fan at an early Zoo TV show is amazed: "The Edge is DANCING!" .MP3
..."Look what you've done with your bloody rock n' roll music, you've put out the sun!" .MP3
...A chant for U2 from Santiago. .MP3
 

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