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WILL
DECKER
Sometimes the things you've worked hard for are taken away from you. But
remember that the Good Lord never closes a door without opening a window.
(A window to another dimension where you get to merge
with a 200-year-old Artificial Intelligence inside the body of a hot Deltan
chick.)
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ALCOHOL
The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
(Thanks John N. for the idea.)
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DIPLOMACY
Words don't always solve problems. Sometimes you just have to punch an
alien in the face.
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NATIONAL
PRIDE
Of course your country represents the pinnacle of cultural innovation.
After all, they produced you, didn't they?
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TALOS
IV
Why does this place get such a bad rap? All these guys want is the whole
of your physical and emotional existence. That's no different from working
for a corporation, except instead of Casual Fridays these guys give you
virtual sex.
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FLAMBOYANCE
When you're fabulous, you're fabulous. Don't hide your light under a bushel
just because people can't handle how fierce you are.
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FIZZBIN
It actually doesn't seem that complicated if you've ever played Arkham
Horror.
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REVENGE
You could have taken the high ground.
You could have cut your losses and made a run for it.
But being evil is just so gosh darn much fun.
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NANCY
CRATER
And you thought your ex tried to suck the life out of you.
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THE
SECRET WORD
Today's Secret Word is "Khan." You remember what to do when
someone says the Secret Word, don't you?
That's right, SCREAM REAL LOUD!
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CHARLIE
X
Powerful psionics seem most commonly to occur spontaneously in adolescents,
around the age of twelve.
Better buy your daughter that pony.
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HERBERT
If you don't know what it is, you probably are one.
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STARFLEET
HEADQUARTERS
Enterprise, it has to be you that picks us up a quart of milk and
a bag of cat food from the store. You're the only ship in the quadrant!
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DETERMINATION
Some women, when they want to attract a man, will get their hair done,
or wear a short skirt.
Those women are amateurs.
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KIRK/SPOCK
Spock, I'm hiding a Tribble somewhere on my body. See if you can find
it.
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THE
PRIME DIRECTIVE
These people are so beautiful and happy and peaceful. Let's destroy their
machine-god and teach them how to kill and screw.
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